Jon's Pezzettino
My Firebird
My Firebird eats girls when I
tell him to. His favorite food is girls. He breathes fire.
He toasts my bread. He chases girls for me. His birthday is
on June 26, 1999. His name is Totty. His friend is
Moltlas. He doesn't like to eat boys. He stands on one leg.
And of course he has only one leg! He is thin. He is still three
years old.
(Editor's note: I asked the author to, in the future, not have his creatures eat girls. I apologize for any offense taken. It won't happen again).
(Editor's note: I asked the author to, in the future, not have his creatures eat girls. I apologize for any offense taken. It won't happen again).
